Shark Week

We are half-way through Shark Week and dear lord do we love our televisions now. In the middle of summer is rude because we should be out live-lining kittens for sharks ourselves at night, not in front of the television . . . however, squeemish losers who watch Shark Week will be terrified and never come down to the beach and yell at us for live-lining kittens because they don't want to go the way of Cap'n Quint, so that's nice, thanks Discovery Channel. Additionally, iTunes has Shark Week available as a download, and having hours of poorly compressed shark footage on your laptop is sort of requirement if you consider yourself salty in this modern age.