What the $%*# took so long

I think that there have been watches that told the tide, but judging from the price, there must have been a little woman living in the watch with a copy of Eldridge. But now, finally, Timex has a $120 Tide Watch that is handsome, or maybe that's just the booze talking. The watch also tells the temp, and if you hold your wrist in the water, maybe the water temp too, or maybe a barracuda will rip your hand off.

Check it out (of the shopping cart and into my stocking)